Go Ahead, Invade My Privacy - I'm Honored 

You know what I like about the Internet trackers -- the ones that follow my every move on the Web? They care about me. They don't mind that I'm 50, that I've been kicked out of the prized 18-49 year old demo.

Oh, I know what they're doing can feel like an invasion of privacy. But I've got other issues to deal with.

I'm on a mission.